Utter Rubbish: Computers and Internet

Looks like I'm buildin' mine

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:41:33 GMT

Finally got a new graphics card (XpertVision NVIDIA 8500GT Super). Unfortunately, without proper research & common sense, it didn't dawn on me that I'm usin' a laptop - which obviously has an integrated 1. Decided 2 use my overeducated ass 2 dismantle my lappy, its safe 2 say there's no way possible (unless if I had a hacksaw, my uni's lab or a laser.......I only wanted 2 play wit d laser). So I have decided since I already have a decent GC, I might as well build my own PC. Unless some nice person wud give me their old CPU, then I'd tinker wit it. My mum was rite, I'm a nerd. Or I cud just give Tech Guys a call or check my thompson local.
I hate u TOSHIBA, INTEL, MICROSOFT, APPLE, SAMSUNG (found that quiet funny, there were samsung parts in my toshiba laptop), D YELLOW TAPE TOSHIBA USES yes ppl ur expensive laptops always have tapes in 'em, each company uses a different colour, cant remba d company that uses black DAMN INTEGRATED GRAPHICS CARDS. Oh well, mayb I sud just play my PS2, it's all dusty.

I just watchd Penelope in Russian wit some terrible subs (someone used Goggle Translator). Look Hollyweird, if ur goin' 2 hold a film hostage 4 almost 2yrs, showin' it only in film festivals, Czech Republic, Russia, then releasin' it as a vanilla DVD in Russia wit Russian dubs ONLY. Y'all need to be shot, & u wonder y piracy's thrivin'. You waste our precious time wit shite & delays - I only DLd Ratatouille, when I realised I'd have to wait 6 months 2c it in d cinema. Or how u guys halved Grindhouse, did u really think I'd pay twice, especially wit d pound?? U guys r lucky u havn't lost out like d music bizz, DO NOT give us (d public, obviously) a reason 2 do so. Ur lucky, I'm stil definately gonna watch P in d cinema on Feb. 1.
Kudos to those dudes wit steady cam hands in d cinema, I dont hv d guts 2 do that +i really cnt b assd.

I want free sub, a 360 Elite. If Kanye can ask 4 a 150ft plasma telly [that he can afford], y cant u greedy bastards give me a measly 300 quid console, that i cant afford? Oh, can I have James McAvoy for 5mins - just to look @ him, then u can hv him bck. All am askin' 4 Ms. Anne-Marie Duff is to look @ him, no touchy feely, just gd old fashiond innocent leerin'.

Just realised.....

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:10:36 GMT

.....that my lappy sux (4 gaming). If I had known wud hav paid more attention 2 d graphics card info. I was blown away by d 120gb hard drive, pentium dual-core processor, 2GB RAM, then I just discovered (as I was bout to tuck into my Kane & Lynch, my 1st PC game of 08, my 1st PC since 06) that there were some black squares, gittering video (wit stutters that cud put Timbo out of bizznizz) & some annoyin ish that gave me goosebumps, d intro movie played fantastically that my lappy came wit d dreaded Intel GMA 945, which is utter crap - meaning I can't play any of d new games (no wonder my 419 gears of war didnt work). Oh well, in d great words of d ancient, wise & sometimes deluded Winehouse - "What kind of fuckery is this?". Thank God for payslips, looks like I MIGHT get a gaming PC (more like d CPU) or an ATI x1300 (or betta) graphics card - whichever's cheaper, and I bet I can get eitha 4 less than £100. "All up in her head like dandruff" sings The-Dream (Shawty is da Shit (Remix) with R. Kelly, don't even get me startd on dis dude), SMH d songs I listen 2 in d mornin', sometimes I think I sud b shot.

Gosh, I kinda miss my old lappy (yes, wit d Black Screen of Death & all), it was a pentium 4, 80gb, ATI Mobility Radeon 9700 (Dobi's cryin like a lil' fool **sniff**). Shame I ain't a popular blogga, wud have asked 4 a suggestion. Will just have 2 stick wit my Cybernetics grad, Em after shes finished wateva exam she's currently doin'.

Back 2 obscurity 4 me, c u Mr./Mrs./Ms./Miss/Master Nobody. And btw, I finally have my NI number, now I just have 2 wait for 6-8 wks 2 get d damn card, afta all d questions & watnots d bleedin' thing can't b used as a proof of identity, **throws dem Vs & hisses**.
Update:Spaces's really tryin 2 piss me off, temporarily unavailable my ass! 08:27:57

iTunes sud b shot!

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:18:56 GMT

xplain 2 me how my iTunes bcame ffed up? When I used it by 9am this morn- it was fine, by 9pm 2nite - gaga. Steve Jobs, if I eva find u, u'd be sorry. Underdog my ass (evry actor in evry movie, has a mac). All those damn geniuses @ d apple store sud b shot as well, wat in d name of sheba is going on here, 3ivx.dll (how come it just noticed that it was supposedly missing)?? fuck this shit, am switching 2 somthing else, after all d crap i went thru 2 transfer my stuff from my old lappy to my new 1, then losing some of my play counts (anapod sux,it corrupts ur ipod), it messed up some of my videos & I apparently lost some songs. So if d bastards don't provide a way of backing up d itl & xml files from our ipods, I suggest they all line up in front of their nearest firing squad.

yes, when I'm pissed, I sound even more incoherent.Update:MSN Spaces sud b shot as well,temporarily unavailable, my ass. I had to use Windows Live Writer to post this. Originally typed @ December 13, 23:15:50

Windows sux

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:19:58 GMT

Coming from a Windows user circa 1985 (all my life). I didnt knw they were other OS till d 2000s or other internet browsers in 2004/5. As we all know Microsoft has more or less cornerd d market wit bundling IE wit windows. I may not be as technologically savvy as those hackers & watnots but when ur IE7 restarts thrice in d space of 20mins, it pisses d shit out of u. Plus the ungoing battle to find ur temp internet files. (Found it tho,after d whole C:\blah,blah.......\Temporary Internet Files add \Low - i.e. C:\Users\{Your username}\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Windows\Temporary Internet Files\Low). Yes my new lappy has Vista on it (I actually miss my old XP,that used 2 crash - Black Screen of Death, it had an eventful life).

With all their crummy updates, u'd think d bastards wud hav sorted it out. Oh well, here's to Microsoft - Middle fingers &/or Vs in d air (delete as applicable).

4 blogs in 4days,wow.mmmm....wats 4 brekkie?

btw

Wed, 10 May 2006 18:46:40 GMT

filelodge fix those servers!!!!i miss d music dat usually lay here n on my hi5 page.sort it out!

least i 4get,dude give me mu BUI!!!or am gonna give u -ve,so fast u need...........erm.......err......crutches??

testin....1,2.3,........r u colourbind???

this is sooooo cooooooool

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:54:05 GMT

some guy made a drum pad on excel.bloody hell,its takes me yrs 2 figure out how 2 write equations on xcel an dis dude creates drum kit on it!oh well if ur interestd click here

am currently makin a racket wit it,thnk God,its jus me,well am off 2 watch flight plan,dont ask where.go watch family stone,its nt dat bad.am sure ur wonderin hw did i get tickets.whike dats enuff name droppin 4 me

me off now,c ya wudnt wanna smell ya.huh?

free psps????!

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:34:35 GMT

am feelin semi lucky n mega sleepy,decided 2 enroll 4 those free psp thingys.so far so gd,a nice little birdie told me a smtin.so far its workd,all i need is 6 referrals,oh boyy d hard part.now all i need u yes u,nt d lamp behind/beside u....u 2 do is click on d link (psp above),complete d bet fair offer by depositin 10 quid (prefaraby a debit card.y?no fee).there is no need 2 place a bet,after several hrs,ur account will say u've completed it.gt 6 referrals.n d best thing?withdraw ur money......yes i said withdraw it,so u really get 1 4 free,if u no like then sell it.

yes em,trust me 2 find d nicest person on ebay who told me 4 free.am definately goin 2 b a gd treasurer.

just click me.yes am a pain in d buttkin,subtilty isnt my stong pt.

Cursors

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 14:49:19 GMT

yes am feelin v talkative 2dy 2dy?wat bout evry other day?! i really love my new cursors,i think i cud upload em,lets c whetha it wud work..................testin 1,2,3..............testin.........darn!i cant upload em,so i wil jus give u d site where i got em from http://www.xanga.com/music_n_cursors its betta 2 go at nite,d owner tends 2 b around at dat time just rite click n save as target on d links (ignore d talk bout d touch n feel thingys)

d baby's really cute