I just snaggd free tickets 2 Total Film's The Red Carpet Preview 2008. God bless seefilmfirst.com. I was mindin' my own biz, contemplatin hw not 2 get pizza, when I got d e-mail, I bookd those babies faster than I eat minstrels. Plus its only 10mins away. I'm goin' 4d goodie bags & I'm not dressing up. I can only guarantee a shower, combed hair [maybe] & perfume. Well @ least I don't get d live Q&A wit d "celebs" - u know, they think their aliens. Well I didn't know, it was apparently a big deal till I googled it. I don't even read Total Film, now I feel bad 4 ppl, who do.




Who knws, they cud kick my ass out. Oh, I'm gonna c neva b4 footage of Indi 4. Yippie-kay-yay....... [u cud always finish d sentence 4 me]

1. Cat People (1982): Was not scarry or erotic, it just had unnecessary nudity, especially d hooka stair scene [xplain hw 1's bra snaps like dat @ d front] & d Annette O'Toole pool scene. I kept going "I don't wanna c AOT's boobs. C'mon not Superman's mummy!" Actually she had d best boobs in d movie, but I digress. Nastassja Kinski, probably d director/scriptwriter/those desperate male crew, didn't understand d concept of a bra
   
2. Scott Storch's broke. SS's sellin his yacht on ebay. It looks like I've 2 quote wat myself, & since I'm lazy, sub "teeth" 4 accessories.
   
3. MFO, just recycle gossip or create non-existant gossip, + d comments ppl r kinda priceless.
4. I'm addicted to Pet Dragons on fb, I didn't know they had PD Fanatics achievement, now I want it.
   
5. The Last Enemy was brill, went well with my Russler's Big 1. + Stephen Ezad wil neva b a free man eva again.
6. Billy Crudup was lush [gosh, I've been in this country 2 long] in Stage Beauty. Initially, I tot it was a docu/episode/smthin [yes I wasnt payin attention], so when I saw Momentum Pictures, I was like don't they make movies, then I saw Artisan Entertainment, Lion Gates, QWERTY Films, I stil went dont they do movies. Then I saw d name "Claire Danes", it finally hit me....."Oh....it's a movie".
7. I really need 2 cut my claws, almost tribal markd myself yesterday.
8. Letters To a Stranger was a brillant Nollywood movie. Thanx 2 Linda & her persistant naggin.
9. I really want a muffin.
10. I need a job.
11. That Bow Wow's legal, now he can legally act a fool.
12. That wearin heavy jewelry 2 court can lead 2 new fans of rap music.
13. Juelz Santana's an idiot 4 doin' no. 12.
14. Doctor Who Series 4's starting on April 5, accordin 2 imdb.
15. The Beeb r/is silly, they cud have capitalised on Easter wit DW, not with Torchwood. I doubt parents r goin' 2 let their kids watch TW.
16. The Colour of Magic's on March 23, now I hope my friend [wit Sky] wil b around.
17. Just found out friend won't b around. Note 2 self, need new friend.
18. That watchin' Match of d Day [Rugby] is not a bad idea, especially afta footie's MOTD.
19. DMX's an idiot, thank God he can't vote. Altho, Barack Obama's kinda funny, but since he's Kenyan, it's goin 2 hv a kick ass meanin'. 1st I was like Baracka, Blanka, Barack's a bama?? I wonda, hw many ppl hv made fun of my name a la Dobi's an acrobat writer.
20. Watchin' Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike & Psych @ 2am is good 4d soul.
    

Oh well, that's some of d random stuff I've learnt. Well I hope, u all enjoy ur Easter.


Nooo Rincewind! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Just read The Case of Mistaken Gamedenity. That crackd me up. She had d time 2 call EB Games district but cud't call her 11 yr old son. Basically d ITK wanted a Mario game........ that doesn't sound bad, does it? Ur wondering wat d punchline is....well.....she wanted it on the Xbox. For all u squares google/wiki Mario Bros, then u'll understand. Anyhoo, it was posted ova a yr ago, but it's stil funny.
I've had my share of funny customers - d y is my HD-DVD not working on my PS3 or y is my BLU-RAY not working on my DVD player or d HDDVD not working on my DVD player - but neva d crazy swearin 1s. Came 'cross 1 like that, but quickly explained, they smiled [yes male & female - grandparents, not only women], thankd me & I ran it thru d till. Fin, no crazyness. Apparently, she did it again in anoda EB Games store. Please, please, please, what's her name??



I kinda wish I met d crazy mother, wud actually go all d way 2 yanky just 2 meet her. God only knows what I would have done if I was d dude.

I just watched d Halle Berry's Oscar speech, gosh I laffed my ass off! The only person, who didn't get d 45s/60s speech limit. It took over 5mins! The crying, took about a min or 2, d breaths btw d crying took anoda minute, d rest was d thank us. The audience were in tears, but that cud hv been gd acting. All I did was laff for 5mins - this is d bit where loads of ppl wil scream racism, I wonder how they wud react when they find out I'm Nigerian [gets them everytime]. Tilda Swinton's speech cracked me up. Ari Sandle's d King of Speechs, talk bout organised. Apparently all Master Smith cud say was "yeah". Damn I've a lecture in 20mins. If ur bored, u cud always watch d Oscars utube page. Oh well, I'm off to wash my hands, I dont think they'd like d frozen clementine smell. Oh & WTF happend 2 Diablo Cody??? I was expecting witty ditty not this. + she was bout 2 release d floodgates, then wit dat dress - then come out wit dat crazy shizzle?!

On a random & kinda related note, hindsight's a bitch. U know d whole Eric Benét incident. Sometimes u wish u cud hv seen dat comin. Anoda comment, I think Tilda was takin d piss wit dat dress.


If I eva won an Oscar, I'd spend d 45/60s, sayin my customary "Oh boy", then d rest in silence, or I'd jump around like Cuba.

I'm beginning 2 slowly disrespect Timbaland's genius. Everytime I hear a Timbo sound [currently have Get it Girl on repeat, yes I got it 5mins ago.], I suddenly bcom suspect. And have been a Timbo fan since '95, gosh I startd 2ndry skool in '95, bloody hell, I'm old. He doesn't even try to flip or reverse it [damn Blazin' Squad, d 1 song of theirs I actually like] e.g Exodus 04 clearly lifts Aitha Al Menhali's "Meshkeltek", yes everything includin' d groans. I don't have d energy, 2 start listin' 'em, since most of my faves fall under that category. If ur gonna use 'em, credit 'em, thats my only beef. Imagine if he did that to d Rolling Stones, his ass wud hav been broke, look @ how RS messed up d Verve's biggest hit "Bittersweet Symphony". Richard Ashcroft wrote d lyrics & only used RS's "The Last Time" as a foundation, he even made a new continuous riff, Keith Richards & Mick Jagger now have sole writing credits. So RA/Verve don't get royalties off his/their best hit!
One of these days I'll go out of my way 2 "sample" a Timbo sound & credit d original artists & wait 4 Timbo's lawsuit, then bitchslap him wit his own comment "It's only a sample stupid." & a counter-suit, plus if he wins he wil b in deep dudu - a lose-lose situation. I wonder, how am I eva going 2 achieve this, its not like a produce or anythin'. Altho, I always have sick beats in my head. I give him credit 4 havin a good ear & all but seriously dude credit d originals, it's becomin' quite embarassing.

In random news, whats with d freaky dicky wind? A sista got seriously light headed yesterday, if it wasn't for d massive Coulson & Richardson textbooks in my bag, I wud have been Keri'd Away [blame Hilson, & her delayed, now shortened titled album, yes I'm a slow typer]. Plus d wind closed my window.
Damn u stage6 for d 3day heads up, I only became a member last week, after years of holdin' back. Oh well, I stil have my other sites.
And an extremely random but kinda music related comment. Try replacing d words "She Will Be Loved" from Maroon 5's  "She Will Be Loved" wit d movie title "There Will Be Blood", kinda stops d proceedings doesn't it? Been doin' that since I saw d movie title last year 4 some absurd reason - I just bursted out in song when I 1st saw it. Yes  ppl I kept going .....and there will be blood, and there will be blooooood, and there will be bloooo-oo-oo-oo-od


Miss Hilson cud u release ur album already, I'm actually tempted to buy it. Tempted to buy being d negligable phrase.