Been catchin up on her vlog on utube. Petrol, wood & a bonfire - God bless her, its dangerous but fun [vlog #18]. Anyhoo, if u want 2c her utube channel click here. She's nuts [@ d end of #16,she was actin like a dog], crazy, insane, talentd & reminds me of Em [minus d talent]. Em, she makes music wit her shower & window blinds. Y can't u do dat Em?! Anyhoo, wheneva d new album or new single appears, it wil find its way 2 my ipod.



I wud luv 2 chat 2 her, imagine 2 crazies 2gthr - Ring d Alarm, sm crazies hv just been sightd.

Finally got a new graphics card (XpertVision NVIDIA 8500GT Super). Unfortunately, without proper research & common sense, it didn't dawn on me that I'm usin' a laptop - which obviously has an integrated 1. Decided 2 use my overeducated ass 2 dismantle my lappy, its safe 2 say there's no way possible (unless if I had a hacksaw, my uni's lab or a laser.......I only wanted 2 play wit d laser). So I have decided since I already have a decent GC, I might as well build my own PC. Unless some nice person wud give me their old CPU, then I'd tinker wit it. My mum was rite, I'm a nerd. Or I cud just give Tech Guys a call or check my thompson local.
I hate u TOSHIBA, INTEL, MICROSOFT, APPLE, SAMSUNG (found that quiet funny, there were samsung parts in my toshiba laptop), D YELLOW TAPE TOSHIBA USES yes ppl ur expensive laptops always have tapes in 'em, each company uses a different colour, cant remba d company that uses black DAMN INTEGRATED GRAPHICS CARDS. Oh well, mayb I sud just play my PS2, it's all dusty.

I just watchd Penelope in Russian wit some terrible subs (someone used Goggle Translator). Look Hollyweird, if ur goin' 2 hold a film hostage 4 almost 2yrs, showin' it only in film festivals, Czech Republic, Russia, then releasin' it as a vanilla DVD in Russia wit Russian dubs ONLY. Y'all need to be shot, & u wonder y piracy's thrivin'. You waste our precious time wit shite & delays - I only DLd Ratatouille, when I realised I'd have to wait 6 months 2c it in d cinema. Or how u guys halved Grindhouse, did u really think I'd pay twice, especially wit d pound?? U guys r lucky u havn't lost out like d music bizz, DO NOT give us (d public, obviously) a reason 2 do so. Ur lucky, I'm stil definately gonna watch P in d cinema on Feb. 1.
Kudos to those dudes wit steady cam hands in d cinema, I dont hv d guts 2 do that +i really cnt b assd.

I want free sub, a 360 Elite. If Kanye can ask 4 a 150ft plasma telly [that he can afford], y cant u greedy bastards  give me a measly 300 quid console, that i cant afford? Oh, can I have James McAvoy for 5mins - just to look @ him, then u can hv him bck. All am askin' 4 Ms. Anne-Marie Duff is to look @ him, no touchy feely, just gd old fashiond innocent leerin'.

This is wat happens when I've got 2 much time on my hands - I visit gossip blogs, yes shameful but true. I usually tend to avoid Perez Hilton like d plague, no offence dude, dunno y, I just do - mayb, its d over commercialization. Anyhoo, I finally went to PH's & I may be as blind as a bat n all, but wats wit d ciroc vodka, d colour pink & d Rumar Willis beef?I really cant b assd bout RW, but I felt sorry 4 her (damn my feminity!). Y r we humans so intrigued by celebrity?Thats 4 anoda time, 1 of these yrs am gonna go celeb crazy & rant bout Kellz & all those crazy rich ppl after I rant bout Naij. If I see anymore news bout BS, I'm gonna get deported.

Back 2 d blogs issue, they r some really crazy ppl online, some of d comments I have read on blogs & boards range  from quiet desperation to over d top Paula Abdul insanity or 2 quote B. Scott discovrd this blogga late December, he cracks me up "eballers" or sud I say "ebawlerrs" stress on d errs like ur Chingy/Nelly. God bless d crazies. Well am off 2 my local Tesco's to get me some of that good good minstrels, yes Emma, I'm bout 2 eat my weight in chocolate.

Two blogs, in 2 days, I'm really losing my edge. And yes, I'm always this random.

.....that my lappy sux (4 gaming). If I had known wud hav paid more attention 2 d graphics card info. I was blown away by d 120gb hard drive, pentium dual-core processor, 2GB RAM, then I just discovered (as I was bout to tuck into my Kane & Lynch, my 1st PC game of 08, my 1st PC since 06) that there were some black squares, gittering video (wit stutters that cud put Timbo out of bizznizz) & some annoyin ish that gave me goosebumps, d intro movie played fantastically that my lappy came wit d dreaded  Intel GMA 945, which is utter crap - meaning I can't play any of d new games (no wonder my 419 gears of war didnt work). Oh well, in d great words of d ancient, wise & sometimes deluded Winehouse - "What kind of fuckery is this?". Thank God for payslips, looks like I MIGHT get a gaming PC (more like d CPU) or an ATI x1300 (or betta) graphics card - whichever's cheaper, and I bet I can get eitha 4 less than £100. "All up in her head like dandruff" sings The-Dream (Shawty is da Shit (Remix) with R. Kelly, don't even get me startd on dis dude), SMH d songs I listen 2 in d mornin', sometimes I think I sud b shot.

Gosh, I kinda miss my old lappy (yes, wit d Black Screen of Death & all), it was a pentium 4, 80gb, ATI Mobility Radeon 9700 (Dobi's cryin like a lil' fool **sniff**). Shame I ain't a popular blogga, wud have asked 4 a suggestion. Will just have 2 stick wit my Cybernetics grad, Em after shes finished wateva exam she's currently doin'.

Back 2 obscurity 4 me, c u Mr./Mrs./Ms./Miss/Master Nobody. And btw, I finally have my NI number, now I just have 2 wait for 6-8 wks 2 get d damn card, afta all d questions & watnots d bleedin' thing can't b used as a proof of identity, **throws dem Vs & hisses**.
Update:Spaces's really tryin 2 piss me off, temporarily unavailable my ass! 08:27:57

.....Falcon Cars for their/my 2007 Boxing Day Debacle. Lets c, I was stranded @ Bracken Rd/Tyburn Road thanx to d luvly buses (apparently takin' us to work (was workin' @ d Fort Shoppin' Park) wasn't d problm, they were a bit cloudy bout d return journey). Anyhoo, 2 cut d long story short, they said my phone was dead (ironically, my phone did die, after i called them thrice (I ranted, loads of swearin', they hung up on me (durin' d 3rd call), a whole hour after my initial call, while i was calling a backup taxi from Castle Cars). I ended up walking back home (I live in city centre). Thank u 4 savin' me money & makin' me exercise.

Actually, the interestin' bit happened while I was chargin' my phones, I noticed I had a voicemail from d 2nd driver (i think), they sent....So I think 3 was @ fault - 3 went all t-mobile on me, ok back 2d pervy driver.....Anyhoo, this driver dude leaves me a ratha short randy request, thats an understatement, he obviously needs a man/woman/vaccuum cleaner.  I was actually going to post d message, but d recorder's on my other phone & I cant be assed to put credit on it. But since I'm a luvly person, I'm gonna give u his numba instead - hey desparados need nookie luv too - 07974156808.


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